Happy week, everyone! I’m not going to lie, it’s dry. Drier than a nap soaked in silica gel packets, dustier than death’s door. There are precious few new PC games, but I’ve wrapped my head in wet blankets, braved the desert, and come back with a small handful of dreams.
Monday July 1st is pitch black and creepy lo-fi, watch out for the Vorago space station. Tuesday July 2nd is a time of lots of free-to-play games, courtesy of The First Descendant – and lots of pay-to-play mmorpging, courtesy of Final Fantasy 14’s Dawntrail expansion. On Wednesday, July 3rd, there’s… Connect -4, but inside a computer? Thursday 4th July therrrrrrrrre isssssss… a game literally called Multiplayer RPG? This is like naming your dog “Dog”. And on Friday July 5th, a relatively electrifying shmup called Void Reaper.
You might not get to play that last one, because chances are high that the Maw, our resident dark god of video game news, will have blossomed into rage and swallowed the world by Thursday. Please: if you spy any new PC games worth of titles anywhere, perhaps sheltering from the summer torture of Itch.io, sing along in the comments. Please. The Maw’s shadows are growing clearer and sharper, lengthening as the silence. Our generators suffer, struggling to fill the stillness. It may already be too late.
First-person window-smashing Selaco has been updated with a major patch that adds new weapon upgrades, difficulty mutators, and the ability to pet vacuum cleaner robots. Among many other changes, you can also kick people (hoorah!) but only when you have your hands out as weapons (boo!).
– Brendan Caldwell
The upcoming Crazy Taxi will feature multiplayer, according to a site created to hire new developers for the SEGA game. The company also released a recruitment video in which the developers talked about working on the game, and series producer Kenji Kanno confirms that there will be a multiplayer component (thanks, Automaton).
– Brendan Caldwell
Poor Edwin, huh? It’s a well-deserved few days away and an upcoming crowdfunding campaign for a prequel to the Soul Reaver graphic novel will be announced shortly. I guess I’ll steal his chance to get excited in public about myself then. Cheers, Ian Games!
– Nic Ruben
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2’s public beta – due in a few months – has been cancelled, with Focus Interactive saying they didn’t want to take away dev resources from the full launch on September 9. However, if you sign up, you will get a free pistol skin. Cheers, VG247!
– Nic Ruben
Modders have discovered a hidden ending in The Witcher 3, thanks to the recently released REDkit. The cut section would have had Yennefer betray the Wizards’ Lodge to Emperor Emhyr. Cheers, PC Gamer!
– Nic Ruben
HAPPY MAJNA
I’m on vacation until Wednesday, but there’s still time for a little housekeeping. Perhaps due to horrendous indolence, this week’s live blog has drifted off the timeline and gotten mixed up with last week’s. Either that, or Graham accidentally blasted Friday’s updates on the draft live blog I’d created because I didn’t tell him I was creating a draft live blog. I know which explanation The prefer.
– Edwin Evans-Thirlwell
Dune Imperium, which I adore, is getting its first digital expansion in July with the arrival of Rise Of Ix.
– Graham Smith
Deus Ex’s Randomizer mode has just released version 3.0 and now you can pet dogs and cats.
– Graham Smith
The next Sims 4 expansion is called Lovestruck, and it adds an outdoor dating app and woohoo on July 25.
– Graham Smith
Valve may be trying to do something about Team Fortress 2’s aimbot problem.
– Graham Smith